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 Well, it's getting better...

Translation:  "Hey Justin, it's Lindsey from Bass Lofts. I think your umbrella has arrived, so you just need to come pick it up from the office.  Thank you.  Bye bye."

In other news, my new patio umbrella has arrived.  ;)

 Google Voice is a neat concept, but their speech-to-text system needs some serious work. I also have Vonage, which also has a speech-to-text system, and it works very well. I rarely have an email from them that makes no sense.  But GV consistently transcribes things completely wrong.

So. Yeah.

It's a valiant attempt...

I don't know about the chai bedpans, though.